Ok, so:

 No  Points     Name                                                   Hp [max]
  1    3941946  Bentomere-Wiz-Elf-Mal-Cha ascended to demigod-hood.   283 [284]

I beat nethack. I only cheated a little. Nethack is aggravating and tough to learn, but once you get the hang of it, it's pretty fun. It's free and more than 20 years old: Nethack.org. You'll also want: Nethack spoilers

Happy birthday to me.