Remember, if your clothes catch on fire, Stop, Drop and Roll. Like a cookie monster. Unless you're in hell. I've heard it doesn't work there.

Witness my new-found prowess with photoshop and illustrator! Behold: my gorgeous poster.

Ok, here's the photo of the disasterous failure of the glass martini shaker.

And here are the dire results.

PS Thanks for the image shack idea, Ken. Also, from my initial observations, the bartender does pour into the pint glass first. This is consistent with my hypothesis, although it doesn't rule out many other hypotheses.

Google image labeler is a lot of fun, and it's right up my alley. Try to cooperate with an anonymous stranger on the internet. Also, "accretion" seems to be a popular choice.

And yes, I'm aware I'm voluntarily spending my free time enriching google share-holders. On the other hand, I just noticed I own like, 2% of one share of google.

Bed Bath and Beyond sells a very pretty etched glass martini set. Features include 4 uniquely styled martini glasses, glass olive toothpicks, and a glass shaker that explodes the first time you use it.

That's right. It shattered in my hand, producing minor lacerations in three places on my fingers. It wasn't serious, but it was kind of a downer on new year's eve. I'd stay away from this one. Also, I have pictures. Any recommendations for how to get them up on the webertron?

And a happy New Year.

Merry Christmas to all!

Ok, so I'm at a bit of a loss here, and I'm calling to the ether for help. My grandmother loves to play bejeweled. I want to give her another game for Christmas so she has some options. Can anyone recommend something?

Here's what makes bejeweled good for Grandma: large, colorful graphics (she doesn't see too well), no time limits, works by default, simple game play, flashy noisy rewards for doing well.

So. Any recommendations?

Ok, so:

 No  Points     Name                                                   Hp [max]
  1    3941946  Bentomere-Wiz-Elf-Mal-Cha ascended to demigod-hood.   283 [284]

I beat nethack. I only cheated a little. Nethack is aggravating and tough to learn, but once you get the hang of it, it's pretty fun. It's free and more than 20 years old: Nethack.org. You'll also want: Nethack spoilers

Happy birthday to me.

This happened on Tuesday. He's in the class I had on Monday. He was acting weird in class on Monday. He interrupted lecture to deliver a rant on how the medical community shouldn't tell him how many hours of sleep he needs (I should mention the lecture was related to sleep research). Also, before class he explained to one of my classmates how most grad students are incompetent and their thesis work is bullshit. Then he handed her a book about the Rastafari movement. He excused himself from class nearly an hour early, telling the instructor that "he had a lot going on" and that he was hungry.

Tonight I went to a Snow Patrol concert (they do the "If I just lay here" song). Rufus Wainwright's sister opened, and then Augustana played ("I think I'll go to Boston"). It was pretty fun. One member of my party pointed out that Zach Braff was in the crowd. I think she saw Mandy Moore with him, but all I saw was some girl next to him. It's LA. It would be weird if the girl next to him *didn't* look like Mandy Moore.

Go go college football. I'm still rooting for the Bears, but now I can be happy about USC winning, too.

In other news, I think I'm going to be working for at least a couple months with a professor named Norberto Grzywacz. Yeah. Everyone just calls him Norberto.

Also, can anyone convince me to join this myspace craze? Frankly, it scares me.

It seems I've become an Angelino. I'm as shocked as you are. Contact me for updated address and phone number stuff, if you want. I'll probably get around to sending out some kind of mass email or something. Also, come visit.

How do you feel? We feel fine. I feel happy when I find something on the web that does something I had never thought of.

Also: The results of the Best Visual Illusion Contest. May also serve as a benchmark for a "can your browser display pretty much any junk format thrown at it?" contest.

And now I share with you, the intertrons, a quote I particularly enjoyed: "Ivan is properly disdainful of the directionless hedonism of the average, unfocussed American teen-ager, but directionless hedonism and lack of focus are powerful forces, and you never know." (from "Title IX Babies", by David Owen in the May 15, 2006 New Yorker).

A confession: I just accidentally cut myself. With my toenail.

Rugby update:

Cal won their first match of the season by landslide. Last weekend was the Pac-10 tournament. Cal also won that, but Washington State gave them a run for their money with an early lead. Cal came back to win 27-6.

The next home game is this weekend: Saturday the 28th 1:00 pm against UC Davis. I hope the weather is better for this one. Gooo Bears!

Also, some of you may know this fine looking fellow:

It seems he scored a try in the recent match.