I completed my first run. Right after work today I went out and got myself some running shoes. I bought some Adidas for about fifty bucks at footlocker.

Following the advice from the page I linked to yesterday, I took a short walk and stretch before running. I walked about .3 miles to the Ohlone Greenway [history] [pics], stretched, then ran around the greenway (totalling about a mile). At that point I was pretty tuckered out so I decided to slow down to a brisk walk. I walked another .3 miles, then resumed running around another chunk of the Ohlone Greenway (a part i'd never seen before) for 2/3 of a mile. Finished off with a walk home of about .3 miles.

For those that are wondering why i'm being so absurdly specific about the mileages, I was curious how far i'd gone, and I found a neato program called RouteRuler, an Open Source Java program that lets you load a map in one of a few image formats, define a scale, then click waypoints. It then adds up the mileage. I loaded in a Yahoo! map (as an aside, I discovered that through a mutual fund i bought, I own approximately one ten billionth of Yahoo!) and clicked up my route, and it told me how far i'd run. Pretty neat stuff.

Running?

So i'm thinking about taking up running. It seems like it would be a good and cheap way to get in shape (something i desperately need to do). Also, if I run, i'll be able to have more fun dancing, because I won't get so tired.

Some other benefits of running are that it's free, and it's something I already have basic experience with. Some drawbacks are that it's not necessarily a social activity, and it can be boring. A friend of mine belongs to a climbing gym. There is a climbing gym not too far from my home. Rock climbing is a lot of fun and is social, but in this case isn't at all free.

Of course, i'm happy to hear suggestions from my friends for other fun and inexpensive ways to get in shape. leave a comment if you have an idea!

I had a fun starwars moment today. Our lab went on a field trip to the Smith Kettlewell Research Institute to learn how to use some head modelling software. First we learned how to do a sphere. The program put a kind of weird skin on the sphere that made it dark gray and look like it had craters. "looks like the moon!" someone said. The next step was to do a more detailed model of the sphere (which was made of fairly large pixels). In the detailed model, the sphere had a rougher texture. "It looks like the Deathstar!" someone else said. The software guy then said, in a pretty good Obi-wan voice "That's no moon!"

You probably had to be there.

In other news, a pretty big security problem was found in the code used to render PNG images in Mozilla (including FireFox). I recommend upgrading to FireFox 0.9.3, if you haven't already.

The balloon drop that will live in infamy.

I'm a dork. I accidentally (really!) started playing this onine game. You build an army and use it to attack other people's armies. I can't really figure out if there's a reason to attack anyone except to steal their gold. Anyway, the more people that click this link, the bigger my army gets.

Here's where I explain how I accidentally started playing: When you click the link, you have to click the number button corrisponding to the number image (to help prevent bots from cheating, or something). That's all you have to do. After that, if you want to, you can create your own account and start your own army. I didn't read the page very carefully, so I just kept filling out fields and clicking 'next...' and ended up with my own army!

PS you can click one time every day, if you really want to increase my military might =)

Today my thoughts tend toward passive-aggressive behavior. I find it annoying, not just because of the aggressive part, but because the passive part makes it so difficult to address. People throw the term passive-aggressive around a lot, but I'm not sure I have a very good definition of it. I checked out the definition at Medline, and here's an excerpt:

Passive aggressive personality disorder is a chronic condition in which a person seems to acquiesce to the desires and needs of others, but actually passively resists them and becomes increasingly hostile and angry. ... A person with this disorder may appear to comply with another's wishes, and may even say that he wants to do what he has agreed to do, but the requested action is either performed too late to be helpful, performed in a way that is useless, or otherwise sabotaged to express anger about compliance that isn't related verbally.

An interesting tidbit from the medline article notes: "psychiatrists no longer recognize this condition as an official diagnosis; however, the symptoms are problematic to many people and may be helped by professional attention, so we include it here." As it turns out, there is a bit of history behind the use of the term, and its classification as a disorder or not. I read this in an article over at Straight Dope that gives a summary of the use of the term, and also offers some analysis:

The most telling complaint, in my opinion, was that merely being passive-aggressive isn't a disorder but a behavior--sometimes a perfectly rational behavior, which lets you dodge unpleasant chores while avoiding confrontation. It's only pathological if it's a habitual, crippling response reflecting a pervasively pessimistic attitude--people who suffer from PAPD expect disappointment, and gain a sense of control over their lives by bringing it about. Some psychiatrists have suggested that PAPD be merged into a broader category, called negativistic personality disorder. Diagnostic criteria: passive-aggressive plus (a) mad at the world, (b) envious and resentful, (c) feels cheated by life, and (d) alternately hostile and clingy.

We'll let the specialists work out the details. For now, though, we lay folk should strive to use the term "passive-aggressive" more precisely in everyday life. Say for instance that a coworker cheerfully agrees to refrain from a specified uncool act, then does it anyway. Is this passive-aggressive behavior? No, this is being an asshole. Comforting as it can be to pigeonhole our tormentors with off-the-shelf psychiatric diagnoses, sometimes it's best just to call a jerk a jerk.

So passive-aggressive behavior isn't necessarily indicative of a disorder, but it's still really tough to deal with. I think that out in the open is the best way to deal with conflict (although I can't claim to practice this with 100% success), and passive-aggressive behavior makes dealing with conflict particularly difficult. I mean, that's the point of passive-aggressive behavior: to display frustration and anger in some oblique, unaddressable way.

To take an example from my next citation, a student may have difficulty with a math problem, and feel bad about himself because he can't do it. Rather than express the feelings of frustration and inadequacy, the student will act out in some other way. This acting out results in some sort of punishment or conflict. Now, rather than expressing negative feelings about himself, the teacher is expressing negative things about the student. Instead of feeling inadequate, the student feels sorry for himself, as the victim of unfair punishment.

The following comes from Passive Aggressive Behavior... preventing and dealing with challenging behavior at the preschool behavior project. Now, this is directed at preschool teachers, but really it has some insights for dealing with passive-aggressive behavior:

When you recognize the student displaying annoying, attention-seeking behavior, remember that this stems from frustration. The student needs support. If a student is working on a math assignment, you might approach the student by saying, "Ripping up math papers is not acceptable, John. Let's get you another and I'll sit down with you and we can work on it together." In this way, you are letting the student know that you do not accept his or her behavior but you are not nagging. You are also letting the student know that you care and want to help.

So I guess it's a matter of finding balance. Sometimes the appropriate reaction is to "call a jerk a jerk", and other times it is to address frustration and provide support. I know I have a tendency to psychologize (is that a word?) my conflicts and am guilty of hiding behind off-the-shelf psychology terms I don't fully understand. I guess the thing to do is articulate how the behavior makes me feel rather than just trying to label it.

They're inside my head!

Or at least they will be. I've volunteered as a subject for an fMRI experiment. That means they'll be scanning my head this weekend as I stare at a moving image for a long time. Sweet.

The only suprising thing about this article is how baldfaced it is. Nobody's suprised we're going after Iran, nobody's suprised the justification is 9/11 and nukes. Nothing new about pointing at injustice and totalitarianism. But here's how stupid they think we are:

Paragraph 1
"Bush said the CIA has found no sign of a direct connection between Iran and the suicide hijackings that killed nearly 3,000 people."

Paragraph 3
Bush: "I have long expressed my concerns about Iran. After all, it is a totalitarian society where free people are not allowed to exercise their rights as human beings."

Oh, well... the CIA found nothing... but the President says he has concerns. Sounds legit... and then, all the way down in:

Paragraph 8 (really... who reads that many paragraphs anyway)
"On Monday, Bush accused Iran of harboring suspected al Qaeda members and developing nuclear weapons."

Ok, so that's how dumb we are supposed to be. CIA finds nothing, but Mr. President makes claims, so a war with those bad guys must be the right thing. Oh, and hey, it will fit right in, as yet another government we once propped up but are now going to invade. After all, all those damn AyRabs must be hating our freedom, so we better do something.

Let it be known that in general, I abhor squirrels. They are a stark reminder of the urban ecosystem. Humans have exploited the natural world and exterminated competing predators. Our sprawling use of land has eliminated most large animals and nearly all predators. We have left the small grazers and scavengers, both of which have developed a total lack of fear due to the large absence of predators. This is why I don't like squirrels. Squirrels that lounge in the open or eat a nut (or piece of garbage, more likely) in the middle of a sidewalk deserve to be eaten by a hawk or coyote or snake. OOPS! Humans have mostly exterminated those.

Ok, so that said, I witnessed some extraordinary squirrel behavior in the park today. The squirrel had piled together a few fallen leaves. It would stick its nose in the pile, then with its front paws it gathered the leaves tightly underneath its body. All of a sudden it would then leap into the air, using its rear legs to scatter the leaves as it pulled acrobatic tricks! It would do backflips, turn 360 and 540 degree turns, and twist itself around. It would then scamper in circles and repeat.

This went on for about three minutes. Then it noticed my bemused observation, and went and hid behind a tree. As I was leaving the park I saw (what was probably) that same squirrel toting a white paper napkin up a power pole. Now I understand why people would want to carry a camera all the time (such as those built into cellphones). I would have loved to have a great squirrel backflip shot for you all. As it is, I snagged a picture from the Campus Squirrel Listings Note, UC Berkeley gets the highest possible score.

I'm suddenly wanting to get an album from the X-ecutioners. Heard a song of theirs on a video game soundtrack, and suddenly, I want more!

Added a link to Bully Magazine. Unapologetic commentary. Especially check out their piss list.

Sometimes the government gets it right. That's right. I just said something positive about the department of homeland security (specifically their Computer Emergency Readiness Team). In fact, I applaud their bravery at standing up to one of the biggest corporations in the US.

For those not wanting to read the article: Oi! Internet Explorer has big problems and could cause you serious headaches, especially if you use the web for anything sensitive like banking or credit card transactions.

What to do? Get a different browser. There's lots available. To name just a few: Firefox, Mozilla, Opera. Those are the big three, anyway. They are all free, although Opera displays advertisements unless you pay, but it's not as bad as you might think. I recommend Firefox because the download is small (only 4.7 megs) and setup is quick. And if security isn't enough of a concern for you, try one of these anyway, just for tabbed browsing

Get Ready for Harry Potter VI

It's from Motley Fool, a major financial information portal. It's got some neat tid-bits including the title of the next book (warning in case you want to be surprised). I am all stoked about the upcoming movie and even more-so about the next book (although the release dates for neither have been set).

I was, however, somewhat horrified by this statement: "Prisoner of Azkaban has seen a sharp drop after an initial blockbuster opening weekend, and stands at $211.7 million to date. I suspect this is more an indication of mounting disappointment with the direction of new director Alfonso Cuaron -- who deviated drastically from the original course of the story -- than any waning interest in the franchise." Can this be true? I take his word on the income so far, i mean it's a financial website. but... but... did he really deviate from the story? Or was it just a different style? I liked the new style a lot, especially compared with the last one. I mean PLEASE! I just wanted to kick someone in the neck when they all applauded Hagrid at the end of the second movie. I mean, PUKE! Most of the kids don't really like Hagrid anyway, and that was SO not in the book.

Ok, I need to go take a time-out or something.

I was having a discussion about what would happen to you if you were exposed in deep space (ie without a space suit). There are a few considerations for what would happen. This sort of event happens a lot in space movies, but the film industry doesn't really have a clear vision. The things I came up with to worry about are:

1. ~0 atmospheres of pressure
2. very low (like, a few kelvin) temperatures
3. radiation

so what really would happen? My guess is that the zero atmospheres of pressure would do you in first. Your innards would probably come exploding out of your body, and those that couldn't get out would just pop.

Of course, freezing isn't too healthy either. And if you live through that, the X-rays and such would probably be pretty uncomfortable.

Here's the simile I came up with:

You could compare being in deep space to floating down the Amazon river on your back with your ass painted red and honey on your belly. It's hard to say what would get you first, but you're pretty much fucked.

So I did some google searches, and i'm pretty much completely wrong. According to info on this nasa page, "If you don't try to hold your breath, exposure to space for half a minute or so is unlikely to produce permanent injury. ... exposure to vacuum causes no immediate injury. You do not explode. Your blood does not boil. You do not freeze. You do not instantly lose consciousness." However, the radiation would be problematic after much of any time.

What Would John Titor Do?

So it's probably an elaborate hoax. It's well thought out and cleanly presented though. Well worth the read, even if just for the discussion of black holes. And if it's not a hoax, well, read up on what to do when the civil war breaks out.

Don't have much to say, but I updated my subtitle and added a link. Micromoe is a friend of mine, and I recommend checking out some of the music he's got posted.

I'm thinking it's about time to have a party so people can see my place.

Google 'Related Searches' has changed my life. Well, ok maybe only a little bit, but still. (warning, I'm about to do another of my ever-popular 'this is how we should vote' posts.)

Google told me a related search to my blog was tactical voting. It's the practice of voting not for the candidate you sincerely prefer, but because you believe it's the vote most likely to produce a favorable outcome. This lead me to read about Approval Voting where you put a mark next to every candidate you think would be allright. It has some good advantages (see the linked article for good descriptions) but one I had never considered was that it is pretty compatible with existing voting infrastructures.

Tactical voting seems so insincere to me. I'd love to be able to vote for a candidate I actually like without increasing the chances of a candidate I definitely don't like being elected.

Academic Economist Studies Everquest

So this somewhat failed economist got hooked on Everquest (an online fantasy based role-playing game). He suddenly had this brainstorm that because Everquest items were being sold for real currency that he could legitamately apply economic theory to the online world. It's as though Everquest is another country with its own internal economy and industry. He did some calculations and got some interesting results. He averaged some online to real transactions and calculated an exchange rate of about 100 EQ platinum pieces(PP) to 1 USD. That makes EQPP a stronger currency than the Japanese Yen! Average EQ player income about 3.50 USD/hour. Better than minimum wage a lot of places. It turns out that Everquest is about the 77th strongest economy in the world!

It's a very long article but well worth the read if you're interested in online games. Here is the professor's professional page and a list of publications you can download and read.

This was covered on Slashdot today, too so sorry if this is redundant for you slashdorks.

The eye of Sauron is REAL!

Ok, really this is the Nautilus Laser weapon system. Yeah, a laser gun. It successfully shot down some missles and stuff. It's looking like an effective anti-missile system. And we (the US) helped Israel develop it. So now we've not only given Israel nukes, we've also made them missile proof. Here's a recent article about it from MSNBC, from whom the picture also comes.

As some of you may know, I work in a vision science lab. This week is the sweeps of optometry and vision science. There are currently not one but TWO big conferences going on, one on each side of Florida, of all places. One is called Arvo, and the other is called Vss ('cause I know you care).

Anyway, the result is this: Little me in a big empty building. Ok, so it's not really empty, there are at least ten other people, but here's the thing: I don't work for any of them. Everyone that cares even a little bit about me doing my job is on the other side of the frikkin country, which is probably why i'm posting this from work.

So I'm torn between working (pfft), spending all day doing stuff like this, or just going home really early. I predict some mix of options two and three with a little of option one thrown in for guilt-prevention.

Ok folks, just a reminder: rugby this weekend! But, it turns out I was wrong. Or rather, I was right but then erroneously corrected myself. So...

Rugby this Friday and Saturday. I can't make it to the Friday match, so I'll be at the Saturday matches. How incredibly lame is it to have a national sporting even in the middle of the day on a friday? How lame I ask you? VERY! Anyway, the national championship is Saturday at 4pm at Stanford's Steuber Field.

I hope to see you there.

Allright, some of you may remember how I was all excited about Instant Runoff Voting a while back. I have since heard about something called the Condorcet method. For a full rundown, check out the wikipedia article on Condorcet method.

Anyway, IRV still seems like a pretty good idea to me, as it solves some (but not all) of the problems with simple Most-Votes-Wins solutions like ours. However, there is a case where IRV will choose a canditate such that there is another candidate more people prefer. That's confusing and abstract, so if you car, check out the example from the wikipedia article.

I haven't looked at any of the implementations of the Condorcet method suggested in the article, but a major weakness I see, and I emphasize it is major, is how complicated the Condorcet method seems. I don't think the American populace is going to buy any voting system that can't be explained in a few sentences. To whit:
"Everybody votes for one person. The person with the most votes wins." -> "Hyup, sounds good"
"Everybody ranks all the canditates, putting a 1 by their favorite, 2 by their second favorite, and so forth. We tally everyone's first choices, and if no candidate gets a majority, then we eliminate the candidate with the least votes. Then ballots are re-calculated where if the highest ranked candidate is eliminated, we look at the next highest ranked candidate. After that, if there is still no majority, we eliminate the candidate with the fewest votes again and repeat." -> "Hmm... I guess that sounds allright..."

I won't even try with condorcet.... Anyway, our election system needs to change and IRV is still the best thing i've seen so far.

Emergency update! Sorry i'm a dork, a rugby press release announced the finals as being April 30th/May 1st. That's WRONG! The rugby finals are Saturday May 1st and Sunday May 2nd. And Yay for Vicious Kitty!!!

Well it was a great weekend for Cal rugby, with victories on Saturday and Sunday. It was an exciting match against Bowling Green State U (their uniforms are orange and brown. Why not green? That's what I was wondering, too.), with the bears entering the half down by two. Cal roared back in the second half for a big win.

I didn't make it to the game on Sunday of Cal vs. North Carolina Tarheels, but I guess it was a total blowout. So what does that mean? It means I expect to see each and every one of you in Palo Alto on April 30/May 1 for the final four. Give 'em the old growl cheer. Anybody needing a ride down should contact me, I may be heading down Fri. Night, but if not, i'm happy to give rides.

Oh, here's the official recap articles from the Cal Rugby site: Cal Varsity Defeats Bowling Green State, 40-15 and Bears Rout The Tar Heels, 69-11 .

Also, LAYT's "Alice" is opening Friday, the 29th. It should be a lot of fun. I've seen some of the costumes, and they look cool. Here's a link to LAYT and to the show information.

It came up at work today. One of the guys at work who graduated from Stanford was talking some trash about how yeah, Cal rugby is pretty good, but isn't Stanford better? Now, it's no secret that i'm a big Cal Rugby fan, so I informed him that in recent history, Cal has beat Stanford to a bloody pulp every time they met. Stanford-guy was skeptical. Then fellow Cal Enthusiast Allen piped in with "oh, well, except for two years ago when Stanford backed out of the game". Stanford guy was incredulous. "No Way!" he said. Allen: "Hey, you can find it on Google!".

So I did. In no particular order:
Stanford's rugby forfeit is downright cowardly
and
Email correspondence between Cal and Stanford rugby coaches.

Ok so the first one an Oakland Tribune columnist going off on cowardice, and the second is from a Cal supporters website. Let's look for some Stanford perspective (although, really, didn't we get enough of that from the e-mail from Stanfurd's coach, Franck Boivert?)
Ruggers Forfeit Their Big Game

It's brief, but still manages to take a quote out of context and, in my opinion, to mangle the intention. I was going to let it slide, but then I looked up the quote in the actual context. What the stanford article claims Clark said: "We take great umbrage ... How dare you not compete." What Clark said in context: "We do however take great umbrage at the content of your letter of forfeit." ... [skip two full paragraphs] ... "Lastly, I found your closing comment concerning rugby one day being 'again a sport for the students' insulting to the very ethos of sport. How dare you not compete and belittle the accomplishments of those who do."

Anything else from the Stanford side of it? Well, if there is, I can't find it. However, I just found an interview with Stanfurd's current Chairman of Development and Treasurer for their rugby foundation. Yancey does mention the forfeiture but doesn't comment much about it. What I found particularly salient, especially considering Boivert's comments about Cal being better because they have funding etc, was this passage about Stanford rugby's endowment: "It is my understanding that this sum probably places Stanford in second place behind Cal when it comes to US college rugby endowments." Ok, so Cal's is bigger, but second place is no position from which to whine about funding. To be fair, that's the situation now, and I have no real evidence about the situation three years ago.

So here's my conclusion from all this. Stanford's forfeiture was a totally spineless move. They let fail a nearly century-old tradition because they were afraid of being injured. I can't blame them, really, for being afraid. The break in the tradition is unfortunate. The lack of courage is embarrassing, but forgivable. I mean, these Cal guys are really big and strong. The unforgivable thing was Boivert's response. He took cheap shots at Clark and Cal Rugby. Rather than facing the fact that he had failed as a coach to prepare his team to play Cal, he tried to blame Cal. He looked for excuses. Instead, he took his team to Fiji. (Yeah, if you read the Oakland Tribune column, the coach took the team to the Fiji Islands instead of to the Cal rugby match) So he further failed to fight the stereotype of pampered, spoiled Stanford brats.

But really, I guess, that's how you become successfull in the real world. If you can win, kick their teeth in. If you can't, go to Fiji.

Cal Rugby
Stanford Rugby

From the latest Cat and Girl:
Teacher: "Follow your dreams."
Girl: "My dream leads to scurvy."

Ok, it's official. No more reference to Belgian Bluesbands in my subtitle. I have begun a new rotation of subtitles. I have found a pretty good source for subtitles, and as the source changes, I will change my subtitle. Five points to the person that correctly identifies the source.

And, I will mention (because I see some of you in the back becoming a little anxious), this blog will remain forever "Fair and Balanced Blogification", so fear not!

I was taken with a sudden urge to play ATTACK! earlier today. Which got me thinking about Luke. That guy must have a web page. Anybody know what it is? And how his job at Sega is going. and stuff. Anyway, hope some of y'all make it for the rugby match tomorrow!

Ok, it's time for another rugby update.

Sadly, the Bears did not win the rugby world cup this season. The world cup is so-called because it's a contest between the (traditionally) best Canadian team and the (traditionally) best American team. They play two matches (one at each home pitch) and the team with the combined highest total score wins. I don't know why they don't call it the North America's cup, but hey, since we often win, I don't mind it being the world cup. Hey, how about we call it the world cup when the bears win, but north america's cup when the Thunderbir wins. Ok, so to get on with it,

The UBC Thunderbirds won the North America's Rugby Cup last Saturday, defeating the bears 26-17. It must have been a great match. You can read the recap if you're interested.

In more rugby news, the Bears will be demolishing Cal Poly this Saturday. It should actually be a pretty good match, with Cal Poly coming in as the #1 seed for Southern California, and, of course, the Bears as #1 for Northern California. Match details. The game's at 1 o'clock on Witter field, and you can sure expect to see me there.

In other sports news, I guess the baseball season has started. I don't know this because I pay attention to baseball, or because I happened to hear the match on the radio, or because I actually care, no. No, I know because, well, the radio has once again started talking about the scandal with the stupid performance enhancing drugs (and I don't mean the Levitra kind).

Look people, as a culture we worship sports heros. We pay them stupid amounts of money to be good at a game. If you don't want fools to do drugs to be better, stop caring so much about who's the best. Hell, go watch little-league or something, and find out which little kid works the hardest in practice, and cheer for her, or him, or whatever. If you do care about who's the best, go watch TV and see some drugged up dude hit the ball over the fence 44 times. Either way, enjoy, but stop clogging up public airwaves with your whining about moral decline and integrity.

I saw two weird things today as I walked to the grocery store.

1 I live next to an Italian/Pizza restraunt. It's a bit pricey, but very tasty. I recommend the pizza for two. Anyway, I noticed a flyer hanging from the front door of said restraunt (they're closed on Tuesdays). The flyer was for, get this, another pizza place! Anyway, I thought it was kind of funny.

2 In front of the grocery store are a bunch of newspaper vending machines (a new one showed up just a couple days ago, selling Yank!, sorry couldn't find a link), and anyway, I noticed a sticker on one. And on another. And on the garbage can down the street. And on the back of the bus stop bench. Reading:

Free Identity!
name: Chris Gunderson
SSN: some number
DOB: some date in the 60s

Weird. I wonder if it's a real person? and if this is someone with a vendetta, or just some random identity they found? Weird.

YES!!! My old gameboy still works! I was gonna type something about exectly why Microsoft's monopoly is such a BadThing, but instead I think i'll play tetris. At least for now.

So at work I'm helping my boss migrate from Mac to PC. Ironically, I'm using a Linux machine as the middleman for this particular transfer. I know very little about using the Linux command line, so I am looking for good (free) resources online to help me learn. I found this article on using bash and it seems to be directed at people familiar with Windows. Anyway, thought i'd throw that up there, although it's mostly a convenient way for me to remember the link when I go home and want to read more of the article.

It seems like, in general, it would be a lot easier to convince people to use Linux if there were more resources like this out there. All the help i've been able to get comes in the form of: figure out what program you want to use, then read the manual for that program (as an aside, I've found that reading the manual is sometimes pretty hard due to lack of examples). While this advice is very sound, as a Windows user I know my goal (for instance, unzip a file and put its contents into a new directory), but have no clue of what I should use. Does anyone know of a good listing that says, "ok windoze users, if you want to do x, the commonly used Linux equivalents are a, b, c, and sometimes d." Or am I going about this the wrong way?

So i've been reading some people's blogs, and damn, we're all about the organized sports! Specifically Samay and Jennie (and friends) have mentioned sports (baseball, hockey, basketball). Then I realized I recently made 3 posts in a row about Rugby. After some consideration, I have decided that organized sports are as reasonable a hobby as any (including one of my favorites, being a NEEEEEEEERD).

However, I certainly sympathize with Calvin's various complaints about organized sports. So, as an hommage to Calvin's ideology, I would like to present you all with Calvinball.

Thank goodness for friends. I'd been feeling lonely, and out of the blue, three different friends I hadn't talked to in a while contacted me. Yay friends!

Since I got all excited about EoTL in the last post, I wanted to try a link that did this: Telnet!

This one's for all y'all that ever logged onto that wacky Multi User Dungeon, EOTL.
Blizzard has just started up the beta test of their upcoming World of Warcraft (WoW). I took a look at the WoW info page, and I'll be darned if this doesn't sound an awful lot like EoTL but with pictures, especially in terms of dieing. Of course the info page probably only gives a small notion of what the game's really like. Anyway, I probably don't have time to play, but if I did I bet I would enjoy WoW as much as I did EoTL, which was a lot.

As an aside, EoTL seems to still be going strong (at least as of a few months ago). Some of the same people, a lot of the same areas, and all the same complaining. Interesting thing about that place, every time I go back I discover something I missed when I was there before. It's not as fun without a bunch of buddies playing, though. I heard rumors that Tim still hangs around there sometimes.

IGN insider has a collection of articles about Lionhead's upcoming release, Black & White 2. I really liked parts of the original, but it seemed like trying to be a good diety involved way too much minutia. However, when I wasn't constantly trying to water trees so my people would have enough wood to build enough houses to support the big population I needed to get enough prayer power to cast my spells to water my trees... Yeah, when I wasn't doing that, the game was pretty awesome. Maybe I'll pick up B&W 2 once it hits the bargain bins.

Ok, while I'm at it, what's up with suddenly seeing ' on lots of pages? Could be coincidence. I just assumed it was IE6 being lame, but I looked at webmonkey and their list of special characters didn't include apos; Anybody know what's up? And I know i'm supposed to be running mozilla or something, i'll get to it one of these days.

Allen recently pointed us to ongoing, and it had this bit about blogs. I liked it, so I want to share it with the world:
"Anyone who has a platform for daily venting is subject to temptation to daily venting about things that are at best ephemeral; and although this is one of the charms of the universe of weblogs, I'm going to try not to."

So I think i'm going to go for the Sapphire Radeon 9600. It's selling at newegg.com for $95.50. But then I looked at the performance jump from the 9600 to the 9600 pro for only 35 dollars more. But then I noticed rumors that the even newer 9600 XT comes with a coupon for Half-Life 2 for FREE! (but the card costs about 40 bucks more than the pro).

My info on the specs etc comes from a couple of reviews from Tom's Hardware (I hate the ads, but the reviews are usually pretty solid). About the 9600 series and 9600XT vs 9600Pro

So I think the conclusion I'm heading toward is the 9600 because it's cheaper and has no fan, so it won't create cacophony in my computer. Then again, for 75 bucks more I get a pretty big jump in performance AND free halflife 2 (when it comes out) (which could be years from now).

Ok, i'm looking for a fairly cheap graphics card to replace the one I have because i suspect it's causing me trouble. I'd like my new card to be at least a little better than my old one (ATI Radeon 8500 AIW), and to not be more than 100 bucks. Leave a comment if you have a suggestion, or if you find a web resource with info that would be useful. Thanks everyone!

Pictures from the past

Benjamin Files

Some funny quotes I've heard/read recently:

"Today people are already talking seriously about living on the moon and then on Mars. I hope that Ukraine will also be involved in this process. Ukrainians simply must travel to the moon! Not all of them, of course. Somebody must stay for the flight to Mars"
-Ukrainian President Leonid Kuchma, from a statement reported in this article

"Why is it not displaying? This is a Mac!!!"
-A frustrated post-doc trying to set up for a presentation using a Macintosh

"If you're a bad guy and you want to frustrate law enforcement, use a Mac."
-Dave Thomas, FBI, as reported in this column.

Ok, to be perfectly honest, two of those came from a 'neat quotes' bit in a magazine I read. But they're still fun/interesting.

This just in! The rugby national final four is at Stanfurd this year! I am so there.

Ok, this is just a heads-up for all you ruggers out there: Cal Men's Rugby plays in Berkeley this weekend at 1:00 pm [schedule]. All y'all are welcome to come have a beer or just hang out at my place before the game. Maybe we'll get some pizza or something. Let me know if you're interested.

For related news, click the pic.

There was a neato article in New Scientist about 3D microfabrication. They made reference to a lab at UC Berkeley that is working on designing 3D micro-structures using the principles used in pop-up books. I found the page of Elliot Hui, who was probably a grad student under the professor that got all the credit for the work. From the page, it looks like it was really Hui doing the research. Anyway, here's Hui's page for anyone interested.

The reason this all caught my attention was this awesome picture of a micro-scale model of UC Berkeley's Sather Tower:

The actual model is 1.8mm tall! And there are actual Roman Numerals on the clock face! So cool.

My former boss (with whom I currently work) has asked me to come troubleshoot a program I wrote about a year ago. I'm scared that i'll go and feel obligated to do hours and hours of work, but I won't feel comfortable charging him for that many hours... but at the same time, I don't want to give up my free time for, well, free.

On an entirely unrelated topic, here's a nice set of FAQs for anyone interested in learning about Multiple Sclerosis.

biomotion is neato. Here's a page of demos for the Troje biomotion lab.

Especially recommended are the tool (Flash required) and the face animation.

Allright. It came up at work today, and I'm totally out of touch. How does one get the best deals on airfare these days? Are things like travelocity.com and expedia.com still the best deals? Is it better to book way in advance or at the last minute?

For examples, let's use San Francisco (or thereabouts) to Providence Rhode Island (or thereabouts). My sister lives in RI and i'd like to go visit her one of these days. If rhode island is too hard, use Detroit or Chicago.

So now that i'm using firefox at work, I'm getting into the whole tabbed browser thing. But i'm thinking, HTML has built-in attributes to open a page in a new window. Does it have built-in attributes to open a page in a new tab? I guess that's a display issue and has no place in HTML anyway, but since we've got new windows, i think we should get new tabs too.

Ok, so I haven't read the whole article yet, and I don't have a link to the article, so you'll have to bear with me. There's an article in New Scientist that seems to answer a question i've always had: to what extent is personal experience universal? That is to say, if you see something green, and I see something green, we can agree it's green, but are we both experiencing the same color sensation? We're both seeing light with a 420nm wavelength, but do we experience it similarly? I don't even mean does it stir up the same memories, I mean, if I were to suddenly start experienceing the world as someone else does, would I feel like I was having some sort of acid-induced visual hallucination?

Allright, I've never been able to pose the question very well, and I sure didn't do a good job here. I guess there's something about the privacy of subjective experience that is just really difficult to penetrate. Anyway, it looks like the answer is no. There is no universal mode of perception even on the lowest levels. Scientists are finding this out through various modes of research, including genetics and neuroscience.

If I wasn't so lazy i'd get you links to abstracts of the relevant journal articles and even a link to the article in the magazine. Maybe once i've actually finished reading the article.

Saw this on BaddyOneShoe's blog, thought i'd do it too:

create your own visited country map

It's funny. Untill i made this map I thought i was pretty well-traveled. but damn! I've never been to Africa, S. America, or most of Asia. That makes up for a pretty huge part of the world.

Had an interesting night tonight. Got a PS2, which is awesome. Some dumbass almost killed me on the freeway driving home. Not so awesome. Speaking of dumbasses driving, here are some DUI statistics for the morbid (sorry it's a PDF).

So i'd like suggestions for awesome PS2 games. Ideally having some sort of 2 player cooperative mode. And I don't usually like racing games.

Ugh. I just watched the Cal rugby team lose to the UBC Thunderbirds. Major bummer. The score was 18-14. The game was exciting, but as is typical with the Bears' first meeting with UBC, they weren't used to playing a team that's just about as good as them.

The match is part of the 'world cup series', which is about as good a name for it as the world series is for baseball. Notwithstanding, Cal and UBC are pretty much the two best teams in N. America. Although looking at UBC's game history, some team called Seattle handed them a thrashing at 0-55.

Because they only lost by 4 points, the bears have a good chance to win the cup if they can beat UBC in the second meeting. The cup goes to whichever of the two has the highest total score after the two games.

Props to LabRat for making the drive up for the game. The next homegame is March 13th against Sacramento State. All y'all are welcome to come to my place for beers before/after.

I just lived through a computer nerd's nightmare. Two people that needed to put their face close to the screen to read anything, both constantly touching the monitor, leaving greasy fingerprints, both trying to instruct me in two different ways to accomplish something I already know how to do, both capable of firing me. It was gross.

the end.

It's a travesty. Try it on second order.

For the lovers of cute, fuzzy animals out there:

So i'm here house-sitting for some people in this really nice house. They've got an ancient cat. Her name is Samantha, and she's quite endearing. I had always considered myself a dog person until two things happened. One was meeting Samantha, who showed me cats aren't all standoffish and snotty. The other was when my sister told me: "You know, even though Dad and i are both really alergic to cats, I don't think that's the real reason we didn't have a cat. I think that all of [our family] are way too much like cats for us to want another cat around."

I had always considered myself a dog person. But really i think i'm a cat person that happens to prefer the company of dogs.

Ah ha! I now have dsl. (again). But this time it is in Berkeley. To celebrate, I put some of my pics on the web. Ok, so some of them aren't mine, but most of them are obscure enough that nobody's going to sue me over it.

You can check out all of them at my geocities page. Here's a taste of what's there:

Not much posting going on lateley, so here's the skinny:

I got a new job in berkeley (see previous posts). The job isn't as bad as my post from friday, i was just stressed out. I'm all moved into my apartment, thanks to the support of Lena, my Mom and Dad, and especially JJ. JJ helped me fill up my SUV and we loaded up his SUV and we made a Caravan of Gass-Guzzling Earth-Hating Asswhuppin. JJ even flipped somebody off. In your face, hippies!

My apartment is slowly becoming my home, it's kind of cold and damp. I'm not sure what to do about that. I think i'll make some stew. That will at least warm me up. I live accross the street from a supermarket, so I don't have to do much planning for meals. It's nice.

Anyway, sorry for being incommunicado for so long, there's lots to say about my place and my job, but I don't have my DSL hooked up yet, so that will all have to wait.

PS I missed the Superbowl 'cause I was unpacking and stuff, and I don't have any TV reception in my apartment, so anybody with links to the best of the commercials, please post. thanks.

'Cause one of you asked for it, and the rest of you would if you knew to ask:
Bell du jour.
Also the links to other blogs are probably pretty interesting.

So, to be brief: Hating it at work, but optomistic for improvement. Stressed out about getting moved into my new place. Got a Sport Utility Vehicle hate-note from the berkeley hippies (drove the SUV full of stuff for my apt). Feeling tired, stressed, frustrated. But also hopeful. Next week will be better, i'll be living in my new place soon, it always takes time to adjust to a new job.

Oh, and i'm considering renting a big truck to do all my moving on Saturday (Oh shit, it's after midnight so sat. is tomorrow. I wonder if UHauls happen on such short notice?) So if anyone is feeling like helping me load/unload some stuff in my evil gas-guzzling SUV, please contact me.

And, well... science nerds are weird. Here's a dude that admits it. He wrote a letter explaining that he collects rocks because they look like breasts.

I read my horoscope (Scorpio) in the SJ Mercury this morning. It told me I was going to start working today. It was, quite literally, correct. Today was the first day at my new job, and it was a pretty typical first day. The guy i'm replacing (he's sticking around to train me a bit) showed me around a bit, introduced me to some of the people i'd be dealing with, that sort of thing. I didn't get to actually do very much.

I did get to think a lot about a wireless network i'm going to be building for the lab. I'm not feeling too good about the task, since they want the network for all the wrong reasons. Currently every computer has an ethernet jack and an assigned IP. The point of the wireless network (in their mind) is to increase their network security, because it will place their computers behind a firewall. I guess security is a fairly real concern, considering they had a machine hacked with a rogue FTP/IRC server set up distributing pr0n or god knows what. If you ask me, wireless communication is the cause of, not solution to, security concerns. But they didn't ask me. I'll have to wait a bit before I decide to speak up.

In other news, i am meeting my new landlady to sign a lease on a new apartment. The place is in Berkeley about 5 blocks west of campus. It's pretty sweet. I'll write more about it later.

And for everyone with aspirations of becoming a web monkey...

I recommend the webmonkey site (actually run by Lycos or some such... who even knew they were still around?). They have a wealth of web-related resources, and a pretty good intro to html.

So good news! I took the job in Berkeley, and I'm starting next week. (View post from a few days ago for links to the lab etc). Now it's time to find a place to live in Berkeley. Here's what i'm looking for:

A spacious 1br, kitchen w/ dishwasher, walk/bike/short bus ride to campus, rent under 800 / month. (Ideally 600). I'd like a parking space, but that's not crucial. I guess the dishwasher is optional.

So if for some reason you happen to have the inside scoop on a place like that, leave me a comment or something!

Had a random thought today:

I never was involved in TPing anybody's house as a youth (although my car got TPed a couple times), but it struck me as a pretty good way at getting at environmentally un-friendly companies. Of course, no good environmentalist would waste so much of earth's resources (ie the TP) on such a frivolous pursuit. What about something like EnviroTP, like, picking up downed branches and hedge trimmings and dumping them on the grounds of environmentally irresponsible corporations? Maybe in artistic patterns. Sort of a nature fights back approach.

Now, of course, I probably wouldn't ever do this, but I sure would love to read about somebody else doing it.

Had an interview today with Professor Klein (lab's website) over at the Berkeley School of Optometry. Sounds like a pretty interesting job, although it may include a bit too much clerical/IT type stuff. It would be a great opportunity to observe the life of a professor/academic researcher in a very interesting field.

The interview went really well. I heard about the job from my former boss, who currently works as a research associate in the same lab. It sounds like my former boss has told Prof. Klein a lot of good things about me, and I'm well-qualified for the job. I hope to hear from them soon.

I recently set up my home with an 802.11b wireless network using a Linksys Wireless cable/dsl gateway and Linksys wireless NICs. Things went pretty well, although once everything was installed I noticed the following problem:

I would be using the internet and every so often (maybe every 40 minutes) I would lose the ability to connect to either the internet or the router. I could solve this by trying to re-connect a couple of times. Needless to say, it was pretty annoying. But I think I found the cause:

Big surprise, it looks like it was Microsoft's fault. Windows XP has a service called Wireless Zero Configuration that finds a wireless network and connects to it. I guess that after connecting it continues to look for a better network, and something about looking for a better network occasionally causes it to drop the current connection.

So the solution is to let the Wirless Zero Configuration service detect the network, and once the connection is established, shut down the service. There are 2 ways to do this. Way 1: click start > programs > administrative tools >services. Scroll down to Wirless Zero... right click it and select stop. Of course, that's a lot of clicking to do everytime you boot up Windows XP (which you have to do a lot to recover from crashes. blah), which brings me to... Way 2: create a batch file with the following command: sc stop WZCSVC. Name it whatever you like, then you just have to run it after your connection is established. (SC is a windows/system32 program that lets you start/stop/configure services from the command line.)

Ok, so that's the solution i've found. I had a lot of trouble finding this answer, so I thought I should contribute it to the collective knowledge of the web.

Hrm. Looks like my commenting system is offline for the indefenite future. I hope it comes back up. If it doesn't, i'll lose all your fabulous responses. Anyone with suggestions for a different comment host can IM me or e-mail me or something.

Looks like Barbie has a new accessory. I guess her pink cadillac just wasn't going to cut it.

Wow, so we've all heard about the Lord of the Rings moves. All those crazy battle scenes? Yeah, apparently each and every character in all the big battles is an individual artificially intelligent character. So they put together a few dozen fighting personalities, gave them different physical characteristics, and sent them to battle. The characters use their eyes and ears to make logical (or fuzzy-logical) decisions. They made the plot predicated side win by giving one side more/better fighters with attributes that would make them win. Pretty cool.

I guess they would set the battle up, let their renderer chug it out overnight, and look at it in the morning. In an earlier version, they put in a battle personality that wasn't as battle-ready as they thought. Apparently most of the copies of a particular personality would run away! I found the article at Popular Science magazine. Props to the NPR show Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! for having a question about this topic.

So we've seen the disasters when life tries to imitate pop art (IE people actually wearing those crazy Spice-Girls shoes). Imagine when life imitates The Simpsons. Ok, stop imagining, and start reading. About Tomacco.

And speaking of madness, I was thinking about flash mobs the other day. They're crazy. But would it be fun to organize some sort of counter-flashmob? Like, if the mob was going to gather at 12:21 in central park, scream the words "peanut butter!", then collapse to the ground, I would organize a counter-flashmob... We'd come running from behind the bushes with signs that say "and jelly" screaming riotously. That might be fun.

Whoa, so Google is smarter than I realized (big suprise!). We all know the Google adverts that appear at the top of blogspot hosted blogs. But have you noticed that the ads seem to be selected based on the content of the blog itself? As evidence, when I posted about Gay Marriage, the ad offered to sell me a service called Premier Gay Introductions. Well, Google for President! Hey, that's not a bad idea for a google bomb. Of course, it's not that good, either.

Oh, and hey, Gay Marriage. I heard a radio program this morning on how gay marriage is going to be a "wedge issue" in the upcoming presidential election. They explained that a wedge issue is an issue that may not be central to any particular campaign, but when a candidate simply takes a stance, a small but significant group of voters will (or will not) vote for said candidate. I don't really understand how the metaphor of a wedge is applicable, though.

I keep hoping that this issue will get people talking about how much we really believe in the separation of church and state. And do we further believe in the separation of culture and state? Of course, it seems like we need some way to designate a person as having the rights and privileges of a spouse (ie spousal health insurance, inheritance/insurance beneficiary). What if we threw the whole marriage thing out of our laws and just let people officially designate a primary beneficiary who would have the sort of privileges formerly granted a spouse?

Churches could still perform marriages, and instead of a marriage certificate, the couple would get a primary beneficiary certificate. Leave marriage as a religious institution, so people can be happy and conservative and only belong to the Holy Church of Gays not Allowed, and others can be happy and liberal in the Holy Church of We Love Everyone. Of course, one could ask if this Primary Beneficiary (PB) system would exclude polygamists. I suppose the idea could be expanded: I'd give 40% of my PB benefits to my first wife, 30% to my second, 20% to my third, and... heck, 10% to my best friend, just for fun.

Well it's a new year, and a happy one so far. Why? What is making me so damn cheery? Well! *I* now have *DSL* at home! YAY!

Gentlemen: Masturbation prevents cancer! Think of this little study as a Christmas present from the scientific community.

Peace on Earth, and goodwill to all.

Well, the concert was a big success. I had a great time. To those that were able to make it, thanks for coming! Everyone else: you missed a good time, and I hope you can make it next year.

When I got to the concert, Ann (the person in charge) had made some changes in the program. 1: she said in my bio that i'm fluent in Swedish. I can hold my own in a conversation, but I wouldn't say i'm fluent. 2: She listed me as a soloist in one of the pieces. Now, as the only tenor in the concert, I was sort of singing solo the whole time, so it wasn't that big of a deal. BUT in the song in which I was listed as a soloist, through some confusion, we eneded up starting a whole step higher than the song is written. Now, as the song is written, it's challengingly high at parts. A whole step up is higher than I've ever sung in public. I managed to pull it off, though. good times.

Anyhow, I've started getting my science nerd magazine again, so expect interesting science trivia to show up even more often in the near future.

By popular request, directions to my concert (1500 Ralston Ave, Belmont, CA) tonight:
From 101:

1. Take Ralston Ave Exit towards Belmont
2. Go under the train tracks and through a commercial area (still on Ralston Ave)
3. Notre Damme de Namur entrance is on your right

From 280:

1. Take the highway 92 exit towards Belmont/San Mateo
2. Take the Ralston Avenue exit (very first exit on 92)
3. Turn Left onto Ralston Avenue
4. Take Ralston ave for a few miles
5. Notre Damme de Namur is on your left

Once you have turned onto the campus take an immediate left onto a dark, narrow road with speedbumps. On your right and up the small hill is the Ralston Mansion. You can park in the lot on the left.

The concert starts at 7:30. If you want to avoid traffic I recommend taking 280. Admission is $10. Proceeds are going to NDNU music dept. Cookies & punch will be served. I think it will be a lot of fun, and hope to see your smiling faces there.

What's your environmental footprint? With a little fudging for continental differences, I score 200-400 (that's 2-4 hectares, whatever the heck that means). Check it out at newscientist.com

And in other news, the level-headed Swedes have pointed out that we're all way too excited about this whole global warming thing. Apparently, in order for all these massive climate change global warming scenarios to come true, we'd need to burn about 5 times more fossile fuel than anybody actually estimates exists on earth. Here's the article, again from new scientist.

I'm reading a cool book called Close to the Machine: Technophilia and its Discontents by Ellen Ullman. It's sort of roughly structured as a novel, but it's mostly a series of philosophical discourse on the contemporary work environment. I recommend it to anyone that has worked in high-tech stuff or wants to understand someone that works with high-tech stuff. Here's an excerpt for everyone:

The corollary of constant change is ignorance. This is not often talked about: we computer experts barely know what we're doing. We're good at fussing and figuring out. We function well in a sea of unknowns. Our experience has only prepared us to deal with confusion. A programmer who denies this is probably lying, or else is densely unaware of himself. (110)

Despite the use of the masculine pronoun, the main character of the book is a middle-aged woman. I like the perspective this brings to the work, since a young, arrogant person would never admit to the sort of thing from the excerpt above, or even really be aware of it on a level that he could articulate it. The book focuses a lot on how the high-tech world is a wold of constant change, and how easy it is to be left behind. And how the constant change leaves everyone confused. The difference between the computer person and the non-computer person is that the computer person can deal with all the confusing, unknown, and simply baffling details and sort out what really is important.

Next time I fix someone's computer and they ask me how I knew how to do it, maybe i'll point them to this passage. I didn't know how. But i'm just used to not knowing and doing anyway. Now if only I could transfer this ability to more real-world interactions; then i'd be set.

Ok, so the decision is final. I'm doing the concert, and it's going to be cool, so everyone should come. It's tuesday the 16th at the Ralston Hall ballroom on the University of Notre Damme de Namur in Belmont. I'm singing in some choral christmas stuff there will be a Christmas Classics sing-along at the end (not to mention free cookies and punch!).

Tickets are $10 and a portion of the proceeds goes to the UNDN music department. Tickets will be available at the door, but if possible you should buy them from me ahead of time.

Hey, ok, so Thanksgiving is over, let Christmas begin! So, to summarize: blah blah commercialization, blah blah cheezy Christmas cards, annoying music, blah blah... blah blah family togetherness, peace on earth, blah blah... frikkin tiny reindeer, blah blah, home invasion fat guy. Blah blah miniature railroad with lights and sound blah blah blinking lights blah fake santa suit drunk and hitting on my cousin blah.

Oh, and speaking of Christmas music (but not the annoying kind) i'm considering participating in a Christmas concert (for charity or some crap). But here's the problem: Everyone else that's gonna be in the concert has at least one advanced degree in music. I did some singing in high school. If i do participate, i may potentially be the sore thumb of suck out there with all these shining, none-sore other fingers of musical talent. On the other hand, it could be pretty fun. So suck be damned, i think i'll do it.

Blah. Blogger puked on my blog template, so I had to re-build it. If something's missing, or you want to see something new, leave me a response and I'll look into it.

I am an irresponsible voter.

Yesterday, the great city of Los Altos had local elections. Part of the election was voting for someone to the Foothill/DeAnza Junior College Board. Ok, first: Why do I get to vote for that? I guess they are local public schools, but people come from all over CA to go to Foothill. Whatever. Second: I did no research on the candidates at all, and simply voted for the computer programmer. Sweet. Young people really just need some good, old fashioned re-programming.

On the bright side, I got to use those new-fangled touch screen voting machines. It gave me sass for only voting for 1 candidate when I could have chosen three. But I said, "Oh yeah? OH YEAH?!?" and punched my fist through that silly machine, and it made silly breaking sounds. Ok, not really. the part about the punching was made-up. And the part about yelling is a bit of an exaggeration. But I really did vote!

I decided it was time for a new title & subtitle. So there you have it. You can check out the real benvis (if you so desire).
[corrected, thanks JJ]

So these two ladys came to my door to talk about how God is the only person any of us can trust. One of them showed me a quote (from the King James Bible) telling me I can't trust Nobles or Common Man. I'm pretty sure King James was a noble, and that lady was a commoner. Despite all, I think I can trust people; I mean, I trust everyone not to run me over in a crosswalk (except when I'm in Berkeley... then I have to carry a flag).

What do Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, Johns Paul II, Sandra Day O’Conner, Bill Moyers, Ralph Nader, Gene Siskel, Margaret Thatcher, Joan Baez, Nelson Mandela, Martha Stewart, Mary Poppins, The Amish, The Puritans, The Church Lady, Mr. Spock, and I all have in common ?

Oh, hey, any suggestions for Halloween activities? I'm taking my girlfriend's godsister (who's 2) out trick-or-treating, but that will be over before 9 pm. After that I want to do something else fun.

And! my birthday is on Sunday, Nov. 2. I'll be turning 24. Call me and wish me a happy b-day. Or just leave a happy birthday comment!

I seem to be having mixed results with my comment stuff. If you're having trouble, the blogspeak servers may be down. Try again later, I guess.

So i'm wrestling with the question of what to do with my life. I just noticed that Genentech is hiring people with my skillset. I guess i'll give them a shot. I can work for a giant faceless corporation without completely surrendering my soul, right?

Metrosexual, eh? [definition] [article]

I have mixed feelings about the term. For one thing, it represents corporate America supporting and encouraging stylishness in straight men (something I also support). However, it's perpetuating the idea that it is ok to assume something about a person's sexuality based on largely non-sexual factors. Essentially, we've got straight men engaging in stereotypically gay behavior. Rather than acknowledging that stereotypes are breaking down (because they're largely useless), a new stereotype was invented.

I had the odd experience of watching a taped football game. Last night I watched the 49er game I missed last Sunday. It was pretty fun, but I felt a little weird getting excited about a game I knew the outcome of. But that wasn't all. It seemed strange because I knew my hoping, excited (beer fueled) energy wasn't going to change what was going to happen (since it had already happened). But really, when does my quasi-participation make any difference when I watch a sport on TV? I guess it never really does. I've just been duped into accepting television as a surrogate for experience. But I guess it's more entertaining that way.

So i'm back from my e-sabattical. And it was well worth the wait. After a week of not checking my e-mail, I had some cool stuff in my inbox. I got a message from my friend Melissa (currently living in Korea), my cousin Alex (currently living in Romania), and my girlfriend (currently living in her mom's house).

It was cool hearing from my cousin. It sounds like he's having an experience very similar to mine when I was in Sweden. Apparently Romanians all speak pretty good English, so he's having trouble finding ways to practice his Romanian.

My girlfriend pointed me at some cool cartoon called Girl & Cat. Maybe i'll provide you all with a link so you don't have to google it yourselves (google for president!) Then again maybe not.

Also, as a surprise, I got an invitation for a job interview. Ok, so maybe it's bad that I didn't respond for almost a week (due to above-mentioned sabatical). So I may yet get to do cool research on the human auditory system. Ok, laptop battery dying. Time to post and run!

My horoscope told me that I was going to have an impromptu party tonight. So I think I'll have a party tonight. Anyone that a.) reads my blog and b.) knows where I live is welcome to come to my house at around 9:30 tonight. Nothing like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Oh, and call before you come. Oh. and bring beer.

I just got finished watching Ronin [imdb] with Robert Deniro and Jean Reno. It's a pretty awesome movie. I think Jean Reno [imdb again] is one of my favorite actors.

On a completely different note, last night I tuned into my NPR and heard, much to my surprise, the grating, condescending voice of Bill O'Riely! My former roommate, Richie, is a Fox News Junkie, so I got to know Mr. O'Riely from his show. I have long wondered what would happen if Billy-boy were to have a conversation with an articulate, intelligent liberal and Bill didn't have control over the situation, like on his show. He's a pretty smart guy, and amazingly good at arguing, but unfortunately, he usually resorts to bluster and bullying on his show. I would love to hear him go at it if he couldn't use those lame tactics and was forced to address the inconsistencies and hypocrisy he so cleverly expounds but conceals at the same time.

Unfortunately, rather than address the challenges Terry Gross[a link to the interview] was bringing to the table, he walked out of the interview. He held his own for a while, but when she was about to read a quote that pretty directly called him a hypocrite, he talked over her for a bit then walked out.

In discussion with Richie, later, he said "Yeah, it was disappointing, but not really surprising". It's true. Oh well.

Oh, and to re-iterate: Everyone should know about Instant Runoff Voting!

So, Arnold's it. My friend JJ [his website] pointed out something that gave me small consolation. Maybe we'll get a new, cool reality TV show! I don't have cable so I probably couldn't watch it, but I can imagine it would be pretty entertaining.

I suppose that's the positive out of all this recall terribleness. Our state government will be entertaining once again. Many have pointed out that this will get more people involved in politics. Whatever, that's great and all, but let's not kid ourselves. We care about entertainment value, and Arnie's (hopefully) gonna give it to us.

Another friend, Samay [his blog] pointed out that on the same day that Arnold won, the Mariners (correction: Marlins) won. Creepy Florida connection anyone? The Bush family seems to have their collective finger in just about everything.